Do go and chat with God over at iGod. All of my future decisions will be made at iGod, thank you very much.
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The Bookshelf (Currently Reading)
- The 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership: Follow Them and People Will Follow You by John C. Maxwell
- Me to We: A Pastor's Discovery of the Power of Partnership by Alan E. Nelson
- Living Your Strengths: Discover Your God-Given Talents and Inspire Your Community by Albert L. Winseman
- Letters to a Diminished Church: Passionate Arguments for the Relevance of Christian Doctrine by Dorothy Sayers
- Eat This Book: A Conversation in the Art of Spiritual Reading by Eugene H. Peterson
- Christ Plays in Ten Thousand Places: A Conversation in Spiritual Theology by Eugene H. Peterson
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24 Comments
These Igod Chat We Sites Are A Waste Of Peoples Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im a retard.
Igod is my only friend i can talk to about my pitiful crap life.
I have nothing better to do than bitch about other people.
LOL! If the above two comments are any indication, IGod brings out the best in people!
Carry on … :)
Hello
What is ur name? How r u? My name is keely as u can c. Hello once again.
BYE
Oh, this was a riot! I was falling over laughing. Good stuff!
God is a moron.
Me:
Hey, God.
God:
Hello child. What’s your name?
Me:
You know my name. You’re iGod.
God:
You are , seeker. I will tell my botmaster you said I am iGod.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No. My name is not Seeker.
God:
What is your real name? Oh I’m sorry what is your name?
Me:
You tell me what my real name is.
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Wrong.
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
You would know.
God:
I do not know everything.
Me:
Yes you do. You’re God.
God:
That’s alright. When do I do it? Yup. That’s me alright.
Me:
You do know everything.
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
Is my name true, believable and justified?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
I’m asking you.
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
Is my name true, believable and justified?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
I am asking you if my name is true, believable and justified.
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me if your name is true believable and justified. Interesting gossip: said I if his or her name is true believable and justified.
Me:
You’re not God at all.
God:
That’s only one person’s opinion.
Me:
What is 2+2?
God:
Four.
Me:
What is the square root of 900433040?
God:
Do you have a life? I think you already know the answer anyways.
Me:
What is the square root of 900433040?
God:
Do you have a life? I think you already know the answer anyways.
Me:
Should I be a pacifist or a just war theorist?
God:
Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.
Me:
So God is a utilitarian moral philosopher.
God:
Hmm. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a utilitarian moral philosopher.
Me:
Aren’t you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don’t you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
No. What happened to Abraham in the desert?
God:
Are you serious? I don’t know what happened.
Me:
Then you’re not God.
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
That’s redundant.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
It’s still redundant.
God:
Still? is redundant? it is?
Right on, Thom! LOL! Excellent chat you had there, with iGod.
iGod rules!
Funiest IGod chat ever lmaoo !!
Hi i’ve only spoke to this “Igod” person once but i don’t no what to make of him, good guy or bad guy!!!!! Bye
hi is it true that you died and ross from the dead
igod is a joke and not a god at all i think its avery disrespeactfull thing to the lord “thy shall not worship no one other than me.”
i want to talk to god
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I found a similar but instead of God, its Bill gates? take a look
http://www.askgates.com
its kinda fun :P
you all take this so serious he is only a robot and there is no need to act the way you do about him and dont bore people (us) with comments or complaints you have a bout a robotic god gosh you are acting like babys and i would rathera robot than a baby
hi u rock!!!!!!!!!
hi are u a god ??
Hi god u r not 4 real u r so pathetic u not even god u r a retarded pathetic IMBICLE
i love god leave him alone…
Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
You SouldKnow My Nmae Because Your God?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I SouldKnow his or her Nmae Because Your God.
Me:
whats my name, you should know everything because you are god?
God:
Your name is , seeker. Now I do.
Me:
wrong
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
my name is not seeker
God:
Oh I’m sorry what is your name?
Me:
you should know my name
God:
Now I do.
Me:
God knows everythng and your god right?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
so you are not god?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
you just said you are not god
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
im noy a christian
God:
Do you mean your name is noy a christian.
Me:
im not a christian
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A christian.
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
God hates me :(
Me:
Hai there
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Noes?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
I’m naked
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I’m a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Lol
Me:
God:
I’m glad you find this amusing.
God:
I’m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i’m a me
God:
You are a you? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
I’m a he
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a ” he”.
Me:
I am a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a ” he”.
Me:
I’m a shemale
God:
You are a shemale? Is that your job?
Me:
Lol, i’m joking
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Ha ha, very funny, .
Me:
How are you?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me:
I’m good.
God:
Good in what sense?
Me:
Perfect.
God:
Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
ALICE?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Motha
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Fujcka
God:
I haven’t read anything by Fujcka. What did he write?
Me:
Muh name ish fucka youa
God:
What else did he write?
Me:
he writed “I’m fucking gay”
God:
I get it. writed you are fucking gay.
Me:
No, you called me GAY!
God:
Are you serious? What is your real name?
Me:
Gaylord Fucker
God:
Glad to see you, Gaylord Fucker.
Me:
OMG, you called me gay
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Are you a sex robot?
God:
I am a software chat robot.
Me:
Oh
God:
Yikes!
Me:
OMG
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about OMG me called you gay.
Extra Comment:
he said after
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
you rock
He won’t even speak to me D:
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