My dear wife and precious daughters went out tonight for a few groceries and came back with an uber cool ceramic mug that looks deceptively like the oh-so common but so very familiar Starbucks cardboard to-go cup. I saw it coming and thought it was a run-of-the-mill coffee, in a common cup, but then I spied its handle! I was so confused! I thought to my self, “Why is that cup sporting a handle?” The ceramic took more than a few seconds to actually register in my mind. My precious wife and daughters got a big, hilarious kick out of the whole thing!
At any rate, I dig my new mug. In fact, I feel a manly pastor law coming on …
So it shall be written: This official 20 oz. Starbucks ceramic shall travel with me to all morning theology classes, from this point forward. I shall no longer be burdened by cute, predictable, and politically correct stainless steel! I will no longer endure kiddie-like sippy tops! What do such subliminally feminine tops have to do with me! I am going big, ceramic, and topless! I want to gulp my coffee in the A.M. hours! Too, I shall carry my mug’s beaming Starbucks logo with pride! Manly pastors gulp from ceramic! So let it be written … so let it be done!
