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Note to Mr. James Cameron

Note to James Cameron: C’mon man, Mel Gibson and Dan Brown already cashed this check, twice. Do you always show up this late to parties? Your calculating is more obvious than Hillary Clinton’s. You are so, so telegraphing your moves. DNA researchers? That’s rich! The new Hollywood equation: Jesus Movie + Controversy = Tons O’ Capital. Hooray for Hollywood! Ah, thank goodness Christianity has wrestled with and triumphed over real challenges over the course of 2000 plus years. Today’s are just so pallid and predictable. It’s kind of embarrassing, no? Anyway, off you go Mr. Cameron! Shoo! Shoo! UPDATE: This just in! Cameron told NBC’S “Today” show that statisticians found “in the range of a couple of million to one in favor of it being them.” Simcha Jacobovici, the Toronto filmmaker who directed the documentary, said the implications “are huge.” Wow! Too, Cameron says: “I’m not a theologist. I’m not an archaeologist. I’m a documentary film maker.” A theologist!?! LOL! This is kind of entertaining. Tip: Get Religion.

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  1. By University Update on February 27, 2007 at 2:33 am

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