You can now take the entire bible with you at all times and wherever you go and avoid the conspicuous effects that accompany the carrying around of your giant-sized, bright red-covered, hardcover NRSV, thanks to Nano Bible™! There is one catch: you can’t actually read it, unless you have something handy that’ll read nanotechnology and microscopic text!
The Nano Bible is a small glass crystal coated with a thin layer of chromium, on which the entire Holy Bible has been reproduced in a microscopic size using nanotechnology.
It begs the question: how does one really know if the whole Bible is in there? Pesky questions like this aside, you do have a few different versions of the Nano Bible from which you can choose: The Original King James Bible (Protestant Bible), The Latina Vulgata Bible (Catholic Bible), The Original Septuagint Bible (Orthodox Bible).